Quirky, if you are being kind; freak if you are not; damn strange no matter how you feel about it. I try to keep it together, but I think I buy cheap glue. Sometimes I think that I slide between parallel universes, or that reality shifts just a little... when I find out who is monkeying with the past and forgetting to update my memory, I will either kick them in the shins or ask them to please make sure I don't remember the past they changed.